Random Edit - 46~47/?
"We just got another incredible draft from the writers and are very excited about the film," says Anthony Russo, co-director of the upcoming threequel. "I can’t divulge who is going to be in the film, but I think the fans are going to freak out when they hear about it."
WHY IS IT SO IMPORTANT TO ME FOR TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS TO KISS
WHAT WENT WRONG IN MY LIFE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny abled white guy
"And that was how I found out."
#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE